Untitled Moscow

// lover get ready for our night of romance and lovemaking//

blameaspartame:

imboredwhatever:

blameaspartame:

i kiss your hand and feed you sweet chocolates

one by one i pop them into your willing mouth

each richer and more delicious than the rest …

prepare your digestive system accordingly

consume only liquids for 36 hours beforehand

because there are over 700 of these chocolates

and we do not make sweet love

until you’ve eaten them all

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my Love poem

girlsgotafacelikemurder:

the-donoman:

so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet

so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this

I AM THE CRAB LORD

I just snorted. Oh my days.

(Source: radioactivespiderpeen)

animamovies:

Dumb Ways to Die

(via fuckyeahdementia)

amikahmad:

post sandy gotham

amikahmad:

post sandy gotham

It's Not Unusual
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(Source: iraffiruse)

iraffiruse:

frozach submitted

iraffiruse:

frozach submitted

tmills:

Is this the best costume?


Oh my god

tmills:

Is this the best costume?

Oh my god

(Source: cordjefferson, via chrismohney)

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